I haven't been writing much lately. Partly because there really hasn't been anything important to write about. Partly because I've been spending most of my free-time dubbing old Vikings games to DVD for my dad. You see, my dad bought his first VCR around 1981 as a way of recording and keeping every Vikings win for posterity. And while it may seem very, well, Type-A, it's also quite an interesting collection. Jerry Rice's first game lies in my dad's collection of football games. So does Randy Moss'. There's even a game against the Los Angeles Rams where the Vikings win on overtime on a safety and Rich Karlis kicks seven field goals.
But while there's over 200 football games in this collection, there are only two baseball games. The seventh game of the 1991 World Series. And the seventh game of the 1987 World Series. Last week I dubbed the '87 game to DVD, and it was great. Here it was, the middle of January, and I was sitting on my deck watching a baseball game. I enjoyed it so much I decided to write up every little detail of the game, so you guys could grab a baseball fix too.
Enjoy.
Pregame: It’s takes roughly five milliseconds for Al Michaels to mention how big the Twins home field advantage is. He also comments that the Cardinals starting line-up for the evening has hit 32 homeruns on the season. The same number Tom Brunansky hit in 1987. You really do have to wonder what would have happened if the Cardinals had a healthy Jack Clark for the Series. But that’s a OOTP What-If Question.
Commercials: It’s good to know that while graphical and special effect capabilities have expanded greatly in 18 years, the central theme of beer commercials remains the same.
Pregarme: Roy Campenela reminds us that many of baseball’s greats have never won a World Series title. One has to winder whether or not Johan Santana is going to fall in that trap.
Tom Kelly then mentions he spent the night before the game tossing and turning. On an unrelated note, has anyone ever noticed how quickly he aged with those Twins teams of the mid-90s?
Whitey Herzog then mentions then difference between the Twins on the road and the Twins at home. And how much better they hit there. One of Rob Neyer’s arguments against Kirby Puckett for the hall-of-fame in fact was that 140 point difference between his home and road OPSes, to show that Hank Blalock isn’t the only one who suffers from this disease.
Commercials: Has any actor lost more cool over the past two decades than Jon Cryer?
Peter Jennings mentions the stock market is up in Japan and that people were still trying to figure out what happened on Black Monday. Reagan is also feeling the pinch to cut spending and raise taxes. Also, Iraq beat Iran in a volleyball game. Played in Kuwait, who was then an ally of Iraq. My how times have changed.
The Jets then sing the National Anthem. My how times have changed. Given the showiness of baseball today, anyone less than Dylan or Prince singing it would’ve been Torry-hate crime had this game been played in 2006. I say vive la difference.
Commercials: Okay, maybe O.J. Simpson has lost more cool than Cryer.
Back to Al Michaels, who mentions the visiting team has won 17 out of the 30 seventh games in baseball history. Then to Tim McCarver, who mentions the Cardinals last seven World Series have gone to a seventh game. Then to Jim Palmer, who thankfully spares us his underwear poses.
Commercials: Chevy could never claim to be the Heartbeart of America these days. The Heartbeat of Central America, now that’s another story.
Howard Fox, Calvin Griffith and Carl Pohlad throw out the first pitch. The thing that strikes me about Pohald is that he actually looks like he’s in great shape in 1987. Then the Twins take the field St. Louis’ starting line-up:
Vince Coleman LF
Ozzie Smith SS
Tom Herr 2B
Jim Lindeman 1B
Willie McGee CF
Tony Pena DH
Jose Oqeundo, LF
Tom Lawless 3B
Steve Lake C
Note that not one player in this line-up ends up winds up with a career slugging percentage over .400. Which may just explain some of those line-ups Tom Kelly was trying to win with post-1993. Hey, if the Cards can do it…
Frank Viola takes the mound. Paul Molitor comes in to give the inside pitch, which is a rather mundane comment about him having a good change-up and being hard to steal off of. Then Vince Coleman steps up to the plate. Viola starts him off with a slow curve right on the outside corner for strike one. Pitch two is a high-inside fastball that’s probably a ball. But Coleman swings and fouls it off instead. Strike two. For pitch three, Viola stays high fastball. This time Coleman can’t catch-up. And the game starts with a three-pitch strikeout. Ozzie Smith steps into the box. Viola starts him out with two slow curves in the dirt. Then throws two fastballs high and over the plate. The second Smith sends a soft liner to the gap that Kirby Puckett runs down for an easy out. Seven pitches. Two down. Tom Herr takes two pitches outside the zone before grounding out to Gary Gaetti. Ten pitches. One strikeout. And two easy plays for two Gold Glovers. Does a first inning get any easy?
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Now it’s the Twins turn at bat. The line-up?
Dan Gladden LF
Greg Gagne SS
Kirby Puckett CF
Gary Gaetti 3B
Don Baylor DH
Tom Brunansky RF
Kent Hrbek 1B
Tim Laudner C
Steve Lombardozzi 2B.
If the Cardinals have no power, the Twins have it to spare. Of course the Cardinals have the OBP and the speed thing going for them. It’s a battle between a dead-ball offense and a modern one.
Gladden illustrates the Twins’ OBP woes by immediately getting two strikes on himself. Joe Magrane, the Cardinal’s starter wastes a pitch. Then Gladden hits a ball hard down the line that Lindeman makes a great play on. Gagne follows suit, getting two strikes on himelf quickly. Then after fouling a pitch off, he chases a slider way out of the zone. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Puckett gets on with an infield hit that illustrates a central theme of this game. With Terry Pendleton out with a rib injury, Tom Lawless had to man third base for the Cardinals. Pendleton, a gold-glove third baseman with a strong arm easily throws Puckett out on that play. Lawless, with a much weaker throwing arm, makes it a close play (replays later show that Puckett was in fact out) and the call goes the Twins way. It doesn’t kill the Cards yet though. Gaetti rips one into the gap. But Jose Oquendo makes the play. The first inning ends scoreless.
Commercial: In hindsight, I guess the stock market crash of Black Monday wasn’t the start of the Second Great Depression.
In the first, the announces made a comment about the difference between Viola in Game One and the Viola in Game Four. The Game Four Viola left too many pitches up in the zone. And the Cardinals took advantage. In the first inning Viola got away with a few pitches up in the zone too. In the second inning, Viola wouldn’t be so lucky. Jim Lindeman takes the first pitch Viola throws, a high fastball, and bloops one into center for a hit. Viola then leaves a change-up high in the zone and Willie McGee rips one to left for another hit. And Viola starts to struggle. After putting one in the dirt, Viola hangs a curveball to Tony Pena. Which Pena promptly drills into the seats down the left field line, fortunately five feet foul. Five feet and you have a different ball game. The next pitch, a low fastball, Pena wraps up the middle giving St. Louis a 1-0 lead. Bert Blyleven quickly gets up in the pen. But Viola starts to calm down. Jose Oquendo pops up to Hrbek. Tom Lawless then pops one deep to centerfield, moving Willie McGee to third. Steve Lake then takes a first pitch change-up and lines it into left to drive in McGee. 2-0 Cardinals. But that’s it. Vince Coleman pops out to Greg Gagne and that’s the inning.
Commercial: If I ever get the chance to write a Wheaties commercial, I’m insisting they use the “Go Tell Your Momma What the Big Boys Eat” jingle. It’s definitely one of the top ten jingles ever written.
Don Baylor leads off the second and does what he does best. Gets hit by a pitch. A chart comes up telling us he’s only been hit by 110 other pitches between the years 1984 and 1987 so this isn’t the first time and that he had broken Ron Hunt’s career record for being hit. Tom Brunansky steps up and quickly takes ball one. He proceeds to knock the next fastball into left for a single. Hrbek follows Brunansky’s lead, taking two very close pitches. The bad calls start again though. Hrbek checks his swing on the next pitch, but third base umpire Don Sherry says he went. The replay shows pretty clearly Hrbek’s bat didn’t break the plate. But nonetheless, the bad call changes the complexion of the at-bat. Hrbek eventually strikes out on a pretty good pitch from Magrane. Tim Laudner then gets a chance to play hero, and almost does. He bounces a single between the shortstop and third baseman. Don Baylor breaks for home, and Vince Coleman’s throw beats him to the plate by a good margin. But Steve Lake misses the tag. Baylor is called out, and the bad calls continue (the one bright side being they seem to strike both teams). Two outs and Steve Lombardozzi steps to the plate and gets a high fastball he raps up the middle for a hit, scoring Tom Brunansky. Dan Gladden pops up to Tommy Herr in the next at-bat. But instead of a 2-2 game, the Twins had run themselves out of a potential big inning.
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For the Twins to have a chance here, they need Frank Viola to settle down. And he does with a little help from his friends. Ozzie Smith chops a first pitch fastball, but Gary Gaetti goes up and gets it and shows one of the best arms to ever play third base in the process of gunning down the speedy Smith. Viola then gets ahead of Tommy Herr and strikes him out on a curve in the dirt. Then Viola gets up on Jim Lindeman 1-2 and gets him to chase a high fastball for strike three. It’s still 2-1 Cardinals, but if the mission is to get Frank Viola on a roll, then mission accomplished.
Commercials: A&E really needs to do a Spuds MacKenzie biography. The world needs to hear his full story.
Greg Gagne stirkes out. Puckett gets robbed of a homer. Gaetti gets on base because of an error on the first baseman and steals second, but Don Baylor strikes out. An economy of words to celebrate the first inning Joe Magrane gets by on an economy of pitches.
Commercials: What’s a bigger rip-off? Webster? Or Alex the Dog pitching Strohs Beer?
The Frank Viola Show continues. Willie McGee strikes out on four pitches, the last one being a fastball well out of the zone. Jim Palmer then makes a comment that Viola has yet to establish his change-up on the evening. But he doesn’t need to right now.Tony Pena chases a 93 mile-an-hour fastball that’s high and well out of the zone, and Viola has struck out four straight hitters. Jose Oquendo then breaks the chain by grounding the first pitch he sees to Gary Gaetti. 3 up. 3 down. Seven straight retired for Viola.
Commercials: I wonder if the guy who wrote the “Be All That You Can Be” jingle made more off the Army than the guy who invented the $15 bottle of ketchup.
The Twins still need a rally. But Tom Brunansky doesn’t help matters. He swings at the first pitch and lofts one to Vince Coleman. Then comes Kent Hrbek, and he does something completely out of character. He bunts. Joe Magrane seems stunned at first, but Hrbek was about as fast as a mail truck even in 1987 and is easily thrown out. Tim Laudner tries to start something with a walk. But then Steve Lombardozzi, the Twins leading hitter in post season hits a fly ball that Willie McGee handles easily. And that’s three away.
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The steamroller that is now Frank Viola continues to roll. Tom Lawless’ Game Four homerun off Viola is now a distant memory. He pops the second pitch harmlessly to Hrbek—swinging at a pitch well over his head. Lake grounds out to Lombardozzi. Then Coleman strikes out again. 56 words to celebrate Viola’s 56 pitches through five.
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Viola may be going, but the Twins really need a run to get back into the ball game. Dan Gladden disagrees. He starts the inning by taking three straight balls, then two straight strikes before becoming another victim of Ozzie Smith’s glove. Then a bad call goes the Twins’ way. Greg Gagne bounces a ball to the first baseman. Magrane tries to cover but apparently misses the bag, and Gagne is called safe at first. Replays however show however that Magrane’s foot clearly hit the base before Gagne’s. Whitey Herzog however doesn’t have a red challenge flag to throw on the field, or else this becomes a different game. Granted, who knows where this game is if Tom Kelly has the same flag on the Baylor play in the first? Herzog then reaches into the bullpen to bring out Game 5 starter Danny Cox on two days rest. Kirby Puckett greets him by sending his first pitch into the right-field gap for a double, scoring Gagne easily. Tie game. Gary Gaetti then works a walk. The Twins then run themselves out of yet another potential big inning. If Billy Beane had a grave, he’d be rolling over in it when Puckett got thrown out at third base on a passed ball that didn’t get nearly as far away from Lake than Puckett thought. Don Baylor proceeds to loop a ball into left field for a single. Gaetti, who advanced to second on the passed ball that got Puckett, tries to score. Coleman responds with another strike. Lake catches the ball, and Gaetti has no choice but to try and ram him. Lake holds, and though Danny Cox retires no batters at the plate, he somehow survives. It would seem this would be the kind of inning that seamheads should hold up to show the dangerous of aggressive play on the basepaths.
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I hate ESPN Classic with a passion. If for no other reason, this is the kind of inning that usually gets cut for them to fit a 3 hour game into a 2-hour time slot. So instead of getting the little nuances of the game, and the end result is you don’t get the whole impact of the game. If FOX Sports Midwest were smart, and really wanted to grab ratings from ESPN during off-seasons, they’d start re-running classic games of their own team. And to not cut any of the content out while doing it. If you’re sitting around the house on a Thursday night, and your choices are the World Series of Poker for the umpteenth time, or say a great game from 1986 where Kirby Puckett hits for the cycle and Bert Blyleven strikes out 15 A’s, which one would you choose? And it’s not like Fox doesn’t own the rights to the game if it exists on film (I’m not sure it does, but it’s a great hypothetical). The NFL channel, if it wanted to do the same, could show the many hours of great NFL games it has in it’s catalog. Would you turn in to see, say Moss’ first game in the NFL (another game I just dubbed to DVD)? Anyway, the inning starts out with Viola retiring Ozzie Smith to run it to 11 straight batters retired. But Tom Herr soon breaks it up with a clean single up the middle. And Jim Lindeman threatens to break things open by taking some blood out of Viola’s arm with an at-bat that included 7 pitches and 2 throws over to first. Then on the third throw over to first, Herr screws up and breaks for second. The Twins have him in a run-down, but Herr almost manages to get back. In fact he does get back, but is called out. And since Hrbek was in the baseline obstructing his path back to first, Herr probably should have been awarded second as well. Just another bad call in a game chocked full of them. On pitch 8, Lindeman skies one to Brunansky, and the Cardinals are gone—technically 1-2-3.
Commercials: Call me crazy, but $1295 in 1987 dollars for a Tandy doesn’t seem like a bargain to me.
To start the inning Brunansky draws a walk. Then Hrbek runs the count to 3-1 before drawing another walk. Danny Cox is in trouble. So the infield gathers together to buy Todd Worrell some time to warm up. Worrell comes in to pitch to Tim Laudner. On the second pitch in, Lake throws down to pick Brunansky off second. Ozzie Smith fakes like the ball has gone into center. Unlike the Knoblauch fake in the 7th game of the ’91 World Series, this one doesn’t work. Laudner fouls out to Lindeman. The Twins decide to pinch hit for Lombasrdozzi with Roy Smalley. Just for fun, Roy Smalley: Late 70s Twins what Matt Lawton: Late 90s Twins. Maybe they aren’t great players, but they’re very, very good ones. It’s good to see Smalley back with the team again when it’s on the verge of greatness. But I digress. Smalley walks to load the bases and is promptly lifted for Al Newman as a pinch runner. He receives a nice ovation as he leaves, probably not because the fans in the stadium had a sense of history, but because now the go-ahead run was on third. And Dan Gladden steps to the plate. Gladden has already hit one grand slam this series, and when he slams the first pitch the crowd erupts and lets out a groan when it twists foul. Worrell jumps ahead 1-2. Then Gladden fishes at another slider out of the zone for strike 3. And it looks like the Cardinals may get out of it. Then Greg Gagne laces one down the third base line. Tom Lawless makes the play and the throw, but it’s now where near on time. A better defensive third baseman may have gunned Gagne down to end the inning. But remember, Terry Pendleton was battling rib problems and didn’t play in the series. Puckett strikes out. But the damage has been done. The Twins lead 3-2.
Commercials: Gas prices may have tripled since 1987, but at least the McChicken is still 99 cents.
The inning opens as Willie McGee grounds to Greg Gagne. Tony Pena then steps to the plate. And he continues his hot streak by doubling off the wall in right, with Brunansky making a great barehanded play off the Baggie to make it close. Jose Oquendo then strikes out on a change-up, Viola throws a little fist-pump to show he knows how close he is. Tom Lawless steps up, his game four homerun looming large. Can he put the Cardinals up again. Tony Pena helps him out with an unlikely steal of third. Can you smell the blood in the water? Not really. The next pitch Lawless flies out to Puckett. Threat over.
Commercials: I just sent off $6 for my official 1987 World Series program. I wonder if it ever shows.
Gary Gaetti hits a routine fly ball to center. Willie McGee makes it look like a lot tougher play than it was by starting back and then coming in to make the play. Don Baylor steps in next, and hits an even more routine fly ball to right. Not to be outdone, Tom Brunansky steps to the dish, and proceeds to hit an even more routine fly ball to Tom Lawless. Call it the inning of the routine pop up.
Commercials: You really wonder how Bartle’s and James’ ever made commercial history given the way Ed had to carry the other old guy.
Lake grounds out Gaetti to Hrbek. Coleman flies out to Brunansky. Ozzie Smith grounds out Newman to Hrbek. And Viola’s night comes to an end after a gem of a game. His numbers on the evening: 8 innings pitched, 2 earned runs allowed, 6 hits allowed, no walks and 7 strikeouts all on 95 pitches. A truly great performance? No. But all totaled up it comes to an impressive game score of 69.
Commercials: I wonder if we were to tell people in 1987 that in 18 years Shick would offer them a four-blade razor to shave with instead of their innovative new twin blade one if they’d feel like cavemen or something.
It’s the bottom of the 8th, and the Twins could use one insurance run. If for no other reason in case you hadn’t noticed Reardon’s ERA was over 4 in 1987. Kent Hrbek comes to the plate, finally against a right handed pitcher in Todd Worrell. Not that it helps him out any, but he does has a long at-bat taking what’s left out of Worrell’s arm before grounding out to Tom Herr. Laudner starts the rally in the next at-bat, putting the ball between Smith and Lawless for a single. Just as quickly though, Al Newman fouls out, and the Twins are down to their final out in the inning. Fortunately, they don’t need another out to get the runner home. Dan Gladden slams a ball into the right field gap and Laudner chugs around the bases. A good throw nails him easily at the plate. But Tom Herr’s relay throw is off-line. The next batter Greg Gagne also rips one, but it’s right at Tom Herr who quickly tosses the ball over to Lindeman. The damage is done though. And Reardon has a 2-run lead to protect in the ninth instead of just a one-run lead.
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No surprise. Reardon takes the mound in the ninth. Tim McCarver babbles something about how the two-run lead hampers the Cardinals ability to run in the ninth. Hundreds of thousands of Twins fans hope that no one gets on base to prove him wrong. The first batter is Tom Herr, who works a full count before flying out to Puckett. One down, and the Metrodome crowd gets a little bit louder. Jim Lindeman is due up to the plate, but Herzog pinch hits Curt Ford instead. The Dome crowd softens as the count goes full. But erupts even louder when Ford pops one to Gaetti. Two out and Willie McGee is the Cardinals last shot. This time the count doesn’t go full. With two strikes McGee grounds one to Gaetti, who promptly tosses it over to Hrbek. The ensuing noise from the crowd is as loud as an atom bomb exploding on an erupting volcano. And it lasts for a good 5 minutes. Al Michaels, Tim McCarver and Jim Palmer say nothing. The noise of the crowd announces to the world that the Twins are the champions of baseball.
And that’s it. I wish I had the bandwith to put up the whole game up for you guys to watch. But those are the breaks. Hopefully you enjoyed this little baseball fix in January as much as I did.